Strange!

For your reading pleasure--some humor and/or disgust:

Sharon Tendler, a wealthy Londoner, was recently married to a dolphin (yes, you read that correctly) she met 15 years ago in Israel.

While the story of a rich Londoner marrying a dolphin sounds fishy, it's apparently true.

The media was abuzz when Tendler took the plunge and exchanged vows with Cindy in the waters of the groom's home.

"At least it wasn't a same sex marriage," quipped a co-worker who'd had too much sugar one afternoon.

The reports say that when she met Cindy 15 years ago, the connection sparked and she began visiting him at the resort several times a year. The bride wore a white dress to the dock during a ceremony at Dolphin Reef.

She became the first person in the world to "marry" a dolphin, though many of us doubt this union is legal. She bent on one knee, her hair framed in a veil and pink flowers, and gave Cindy a kiss and a nice piece of mackerel.

The salty groom was waiting in the water after the ceremony, and friends tossed the happy bride in to frolic with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," Tendler was cited as saying. "I made a dream come true and I'm not a pervert. I really do love this dolphin."

I'm sure that is an excuse God will accept....