Freezing in Wisconsin

Dodgeville, WI - Ridgeway Elementary School's "winter program" has changed the name of "Silent Night" to "Cold in the Night." Sung to the tune of "Silent Night," the lyrics have been secularized as follows: "Cold in the night, no one in sight, winter winds whirl and bite, how I wish I were happy and warm, safe with my family out of the storm."

Apparently, the school allows such holiday decorations as Labafana (a Christmas witch), but will not allow a song of God in a manger. Go figure.